Sunday, 6 May 2012

 awww...monster inc....good times






















Teach me, teach me how to jerk
Tech me how to jerk
Teach me, teach me how to jerk
Teach me how to jerk
Teach me, teach me how to jerk
Teach me how to jerk
Teach me, teach me how to jerk


Now when it come to the jerk
We got the potion
They see the push
And leave they circles open
I'm rejectin' it might leave my back broken
Now tell me if you can jerk in slow motion
Like this, you know that my team's sick
I'm sure you see my whole squad with them clean whips
Now watch me clean dip
You see the clean kicks
Try to jerk like me








Palindromes ( Read the same backwards and forwards)

Don't nod
Rats live on no evil star
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Dennis sinned





Just some everyday essentials....












Happy to see you setting me off like sparks
You ignite all the colours inside my heart
On the doorstep like we'd never been apart
Hope you know that I'm happy to see you

It's just another night
The boys are getting hype
But baby in my head
I'm nailing you instead
It's just another night
Under the strobe lights

Can't hear what I'm dancing to
Just wanna be you...


Saturday, 5 May 2012

"Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”


If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.


Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthebigstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?


People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish 


A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left


video games ruined my life. at least i have 2 left


When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?


I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then i eat it


if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!

Saturday, 28 April 2012



Punctuation can  save lives


Lets eat grandpa


Lets eat , grandpa















They be like smooth(what?)Can you teach me how to dougie?You know why?Cause all the people love me(aye)All I need is a beat that's super bumpinAnd for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!Put your arms out front, lean side to sideThey gona be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right?