zoǝpıʌ dn ǝʞɐɯ

 awww...monster inc....good times






















Teach me, teach me how to jerk
Tech me how to jerk
Teach me, teach me how to jerk
Teach me how to jerk
Teach me, teach me how to jerk
Teach me how to jerk
Teach me, teach me how to jerk

Now when it come to the jerk
We got the potion
They see the push
And leave they circles open
I'm rejectin' it might leave my back broken
Now tell me if you can jerk in slow motion
Like this, you know that my team's sick
I'm sure you see my whole squad with them clean whips
Now watch me clean dip
You see the clean kicks
Try to jerk like me

Palindromes ( Read the same backwards and forwards)

Don't nodRats live on no evil starMay a moody baby doom a yam?Madam, in Eden I'm AdamLisa Bonet ate no basilDennis sinned

Just some everyday essentials....












Happy to see you setting me off like sparks
You ignite all the colours inside my heart
On the doorstep like we'd never been apart
Hope you know that I'm happy to see you

It's just another night
The boys are getting hype
But baby in my head
I'm nailing you instead
It's just another night
Under the strobe lights
Can't hear what I'm dancing to
Just wanna be you...

"Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”


If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.


Iwonderifanyoneknowswhatthebigstickatthebottomofthekeyboardisfor?


People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish 


A brain has two parts: the left part and the right part. My left brain has nothing right, while my right brain has nothing left


video games ruined my life. at least i have 2 left


When cheese gets it’s picture taken what does it say?


I’m on a seafood diet.. I see food and then i eat it


if you expect the unexpcted, then isn’t the unexpected the expected?!